| absurdical: | HERE WATCH CHRIS EVANS PLAY BEER PONG
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| me: | ooh don't mind if i do
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| absurdical: | god i love him
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| me: | omg
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| can i marry him now or
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| now
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| now would be good
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| absurdical: | you'd probably have to live in boston with his entire family
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| what if he was like 'yes if we live in boston'
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| me: | well
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| it'd probably be a nice part of boston
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| absurdical: | and you'd never be as nice as his mom
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| me: | clearly he needs a mean jewish girl from queens to whip him into shape
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| absurdical: | i would read that novel
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| of your D/s relationship with chris evans
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| me: | chris evans and the mean jew
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| fifty shades of oy vey
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| absurdical: | HAHAHAHAHA
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| me: | that's the worst joke i've ever made |
