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bookh8r:

kmnml:

I am not feelin’ Monday right now.

Oh hell YES this gif

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dailybeagle:

Annie Beagle (by thetommysunshine)

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nprfreshair:

Tomorrow’s guest: Tina Fey.

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absurdical:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I THINK CORGIS ARE SUPER CUTE. IT’S JUST LIKE, “WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS, MAN? YOU ONLY GOT LITTLE HALF LEGS. COME LIVE IN MY HOUSE AND I WILL THROW TENNIS BALLS AT YOU SO I CAN WATCH YOUR STUBS WHEN YOU FETCH THEM.”

I DON’T KNOW. ALL I HAD TO EAT TODAY WAS TEQUILA. WHATEVER. THEY’RE CUTE DOGS, IS MY POINT.

AAAAAAAH CITYSLEEP IT’S YOUUUUU YOU’RE AN EEEEEAGLE or a falcon or some other crazy bird of prey

I would also make their stubs run up and down the stairs. And caw in glee.

insanecorgi:

Y.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOWERS? THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM! AND THEY’RE BEUTERFUL. BOOTIFALL. THEY’RE REALLY PRETTY.

I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, YOU BELLIGERENT DRUNK SHITHEAD, IF YOU DO NOT TURN AROUND AND AT LEAST TRY TO HELP ME GET YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL.

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND. I LOVE FLOWERS AND TEQUILA AND THE WAY YOUR BACK SMELLS.

I’M GOING TO BURY YOU, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME FLOWERS.

I WOULD BE PRETTY YELLOW ONES.

… I HATE SO MUCH YOU RIGHT NOW.