| me: | I JUST SAW A GIANT ROACH IN THE KITCHEN WHAT DO I DO
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| absurdical: | KILL IT
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| FIND IT KILL IT
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| SPRAY RAID EVERYWHERE
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| me: | WANTED TO BUT IT RAN AWAY AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT
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| IT'S GOING TO EAT ME
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| absurdical: | FIND IT
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| KILL IT
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| KILL THE SHIT OUT OF IT
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| SPRAY RAID EVERYWHERE
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| IT CAN'T EAT YOU SO YOU HAVE TO MURDER IT
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| me: | IF I DO IT'LL COME OUT AND RUN AT ME
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| absurdical: | GOOD
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| me: | NOOO
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| absurdical: | MEET IT ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE
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| SLAY YOUR FOE
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| YOU HAVE TO KILL IT
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| BEFORE IT GETS ANY IDEAS ABOUT BREEDING
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| ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREECH, NICOLE, ONCE MORE!
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| me: | COME HERE AND KILL IT FOR ME
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| absurdical: | OR CLOSE UP THE WALL WITH YOUR ROACH-RIDDEN BODY
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| AW HELL NO
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| GO GET YOUR SPRAY AND KILL IT
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| ANY POISON WILL DO
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| me: | maybe i should go get the landlord's son
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| absurdical: | NO WAY
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| me: | though he might judge me
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| absurdical: | THIS IS NOT IN YOUR LEASE
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| YOU KILL IT
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| me: | IT WAS ENORMOUS
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| absurdical: | put on your boots
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| PUT ON YOUR BOOTS
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| me: | ...I killed it
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| absurdical: | did you?
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| me: | Now what do I do
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| how do words
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| absurdical: | throw it out, spray poison all along the walls and crevices where somehthing could come in
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| me: | People are probably going to come up here because I screamed the whole time
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| absurdical: | hahahahahaha
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| BUT YOU DID IT
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| me: | "NO NO STOP LIVING STOP IT NO"
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| absurdical: | YAY YOU KILLED IT
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| me: | I'm all flustered
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| absurdical: | but you did it you killed it!!!
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| me: | I'M GONNA CRY
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| how do I dispose of it
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| it's so big and scary even though it's dead
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| absurdical: | broom?
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| me: | then i have to look at it
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| absurdical: | and dustpan?
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| make sure it's really dead because sometimes they FAKE
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| so spray it
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| me: | WHY AM I SO AFRAID
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| absurdical: | I KNOW IT'S HARD BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO
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| OR IT'LL BE THERE FOREVER
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| me: | IT'S ALL THE WAY UNDER THE COUNTER
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| absurdical: | GET IT
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| THROW IT OUT
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| me: | WASN'T I BRAVE ENOUGH ALREADY
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| absurdical: | JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE
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| THEN YOU CAN CURL UP ON THE COUCH AND SCREAM FOREVER
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| me: | ejfiaehfpiaep
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| IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE
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| I GIVE UP
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| I'M MOVING
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| absurdical: | WHAT
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| AUGH
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| SPRAY RAID EVERYWHERE
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| me: | ....i killed it
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| absurdical: | again?
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| me: | would you believe that i seem to have hurt myself doing so
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| absurdical: | DID YOU DISPOSE THE BODY
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| me: | YES
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| i hurt my finger somehow
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| and it is swelling up! lololol
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| absurdical: | hahahaahhaha
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| me: | EVERYTHING IS GREAT
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| absurdical: | GREAT |
