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captainhumphrey:

i pooped a car

(Source: repimg, via absurdical)

This is why I’ve always avoided reconnecting with HS friends on Facebook.

Said yes to a request, not even a week ago, because I remembered her as being pretty cool and fun to talk to. Today, she changes her profile pic to a “RIP Joe Paterno” image and updates her status to call him a “legacy” (??) who will be “remembered and missed,” etc.

Fastest unfriending ever.

Dear Nicole,

We are sorry you transferred your domain name(s) away from GoDaddy.com.

I’m not!