turnabout:

timeoutnewyork:

buzzfeed:

[40 Things That Make Corgis Happy]

Number 39 made us snort-laugh.

Nicole, I had to make sure you see this.

GREATEST LIST EVER ASSEMBLED.

notwithstanding the foregoing: Also, a lot of poetry just confuses me. →

littleorphanammo:

I try. I try to understand but metaphor wrapped in simile wrapped in allegory wrapped in analogy is too hard.

I feel like we need a poetry Tim Gunn to come in and tell people when they need to pull it back because it’s overworked.

Some of it is magical and wonderful and…

#yes nicole I’m talking to you

The dream of America’s Next Top Poet lives on! Or Project Poetry?

I’d volunteer to be Tim Gunn but that means I would have to be nice. I’d rather be Heidi Klum. “WE ASKED YOU FOR A CHARMING SESTINA AND YOU GAVE US A DULL, LIFELESS PANTOUM. YOU ARE OUT. AUF WIEDERSEHEN. RELEASE THE HOUNDS.”

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While it’s appropriate to use this, one of my favorite photos of all time, for a certain reason today, it’s also a good way to wish turnabout a very happy birthday that starts in 3 and ends in 0, though we can just call it 29+. Like a super senior in high school. Because she is super.

notwithstanding the foregoing: the "war" on Christmas →

turnabout:

The goofy “Today’s Professionals” on the Today show said their least favorite thing about the holidays is not being able to say Merry Christmas because it’s insensitive and they’d just rather say it because they don’t know what Happy Holidays means anymore and they know who their Jewish friends…

“they’d just rather say it because they don’t know what Happy Holidays means anymore”

I always try to say it with a tone that conveys, “SCREW YOU, JESUS LOVER.” You know, so people understand what I mean.

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turnabout:

Nicole, can this be your new book jacket?

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turnabout:

Proof that Nicole was always the ultimate music authority.

The ugliness of Danny’s shirt amazed me as a child and still does today.

turnabout:

jammyjimjams:

haaa snow pup

I am reblogging this gif of someone cruelly throwing a corgi into the snow because it has the same face on it that Nicole would make if you did that to her.

Happy birthday, Nicole.

ajfjf;sldf spinningdust sent me this gif earlier for the EXACT SAME REASON.

You all know me so well. ilu guys. And thank you. xoxo.

#she’s_totally_a_corgi

#corgis_are_probably_allergic_to_other_corgis_too

#i have heard multiple stories that end and then victor garber put his tongue down ___’s throat

I like that tag.