I hope none of you were hoping to make it through today with your ovaries intact…
excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskin:
The Sad Vegetable Enthusiast
by Christopher W. PineThe sad vegetable enthusiast
walked from kiosk to kiosk
searching for the perfect organically grown tomato
so red - and ripe
His heart was still as his eyes alighted
on a tomato
its globular shape, entrancing
only to find an imperfection on the other side
A bruise - it smarted
Disappointment bloomed
like when you are talking
to an attractive girl and notice
a faint line
in her spray tan.
Man, this happened quickly.
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SORRY BUT I REALLY REALLY NEEDED THIS ON MY BLOG
THIS. IS. THE. BEST. THING. EVER.
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